Thursday, August 30, 2007

Come on!!!

God has a sick sense of humor some times. I've got another UTI. For those that don't know, and most people don't, this is my 3rd or 4th UTI in the past year.

To conceive, you must BD. It's helpful if you lay with your hips elevated for 20 - 30 minutes (or so I've been told). To do this, you must NOT immediately jump up and run to the restroom. Nope! You're just NOT supposed to!

To NOT get a UTI you must void. It's helpful if you cleanse the "area" before and after sex and "void" before and after sex. To do this you MUST immediately jump up and run to the restroom. You MUST!

So tell me this...How am I suposed to lay with my hips elevated while sitting on a toilet seat? I just don't see it happening.

So now, after BD the other night, I'm stuck with another UTI. At least this explains my total lack give-a-damn about ovulating and the possibility of conception...

I'm off to the Doctor!!! Wish me luck in not strangling the staff at his office! :-)

2 comments:

Fertilize Me said...

OH Amanda - THAT"S not FAIR!!! *insert kicking and screaming fit of rage.

I hope they are able to give you meds to get rid of it

Anne said...

When you figure out how to work the whole BDing and UTI preventative thing out, please let me know! (Says the girl on 3mos of antibiotics due to recurrent UTIs). You want to tell the doc, "It's just, I want to have a baby, you see!"