"Well at least I was man enough to do it without drugs!"
This was the comment that Mr. W heard at work today as the room busted out in laughter. One of his co-workers just found out he is having twins and apparently he's turned it into some sort of competition. WTF? This comment, needless to say, pissed Mr. W off. His response?
"You need to educate yourself. If you had any clue at all you'd know the man has nothing to do with it anyway." The room got very quiet.
Mr. W didn't realize that retelling the story to me would bring tears to my eyes. I reminded him of the fact that the only reason we needed drugs was because my body wasn't working properly. There was nothing wrong with him in the first place.
Guys can be such douche bags. (I'm not upset with Mr. W...just his douche bag co-workers.)
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An older comment heard at Mr. W's job when it was announced that we were having two boys:
From the boss with only girls, "Yeah, that's just because you weren't man enough to knock the balls off of 'em!"
That one cracked me up!